Saw this meme thing on T's LJ and others.
1. Pick 10-20 your favorite movies. (Does anyone expect me to do less than 20?)
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
[UPDATE: Please let me know if you're not able to see the answers. And don't mock my code, it was just a quick hack.]
[UPDATE 2: They're going fast! Some of the rest might be a bit harder. The hint from my icon wasn't necessary (go mlwl!) but if you look at my tags, one of them could be a clue to
three of the yet-to-be-guessed movies here... (and no, it's not the Spider-Man tag!)]
1. They'll never catch me... because I'm fucking innocent.
2. Newspaper Editor: Come here. [Newspaper Photographer], what do you know about high society?
Newspaper Photographer: Oh... well, I...
NE: Don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party tonight for an American hero, my son the astronaut.
NP: C-could you pay me in advance?
[NE laughs hysterically for a few seconds]
NE: You serious? What, pay you for just standing there? Tomorrow night, the planeterium, 8:00. There's the door.
sunnyelf778 got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Spider-Man 2
3. You're suspect! Yeah, you! I don't know what your reputation is in this town but after the shit you tried to pull today you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have, heretofore, you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day gentlemen and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.
wilzawall got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Good Will Hunting
4. Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
thessalymarley got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) O Brother, Where Art Thou?
5. Seize the fat one!
sunnyelf778 got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Robin Hood (Disney Animated Version)
6. Man A: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
Man B: I don't think you're an asshole, [Man A]. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
Man A: Well, I really appreciate that.
g_smarmy got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) The Royal Tenenbaums
7. You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
mlwl got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Clerks
8. Obey my dog!
wilzawall got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Zoolander
9. Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
sunnyelf778 got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) The Godfather
10. Wrong brother, you hateful bitch.
g_smarmy got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Kill Bill Part 2
11. S: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
MB: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
S: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
MB: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
mlwl got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Office Space
My friend Ryan from high school also got it - via FaceBook message!12. Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?
13. Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.
donnahosie got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Love Actually
My friend Ryan from high school also got it - via FaceBook message!14. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass.
donnahosie got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Ghostbusters
15. That woman deserves her revenge; and we deserve to die.
mlwl got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Kill Bill Part 1 (also in 2, I believe...)
16. I saved Latin. What did you ever do?
Ryan got it! (And Wilzawall too, on Facebook.) (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Rushmore
17. Woman: You were martyred?
Man: That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by huge fucking rocks.
mlwl got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Dogma
18. Well, good luck trying to find a DJ who can move and shake like THIS!
wilzawall got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) The Wedding Singer
19. Sidecars are for bitches.
g_smarmy got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) Garden State
20. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it
means.
sunnyelf778 got it! (Drag cursor below to see answer:) The Princess Bride
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5. Disney's animated Robin Hood
9. Godfather (or was it You've Got Mail? Either one! ;) )
20. The Princess Bride